Things.

1. A straw is a lazy's man's drinking tool. How lazy must you be?

2. Baby talk is so annoying unless you're the one doing it. Then it's totally cool.

3. All normal processes in life take me about ten times longer.

4. Who do you call if you win the lottery?

5. If a person's eyes changed color, they'd look totally different.

6. Good things come in threes.


sincerely,
jayteewo.

That pod thingy.

Remember that pod thingy I wrote about?

Well, I figured out what it is! It is a seed pod from a Magnolia Tree! I found a tree in my neighborhood. Actually there are like a million. They become larger and look kinda like brains, and then they morph into lovely, fragrant flowers! Science is fun. (lie) I took these photos months ago but forgot about them, oops. 

What the hell is this alien thing? Kinda grotesque to be the beginning stages of such a beautiful and perfumed flower.

best,

jayteewo.

I went to the beach.

I went to the beach with my mom this morning (and I mean early) and it was lovely. There wasn't a soul to mar the view (see that's funny because 'mar' means ocean in Español)* except the one old couple with nothing better to do. We walked what seemed like miles in the cool water. It made me realize that life is too damn short to do that only every once in a while. I need me some living quarters with an ocean front view, baby! I guess what I'm saying is, I'm planning to win the lottery and buy some coastal property in Florida because we have beaches here, apparently. I'm going to the beach more often and I think you should too.

*not funny


enjoy your day,
jayteewo.

Look at this pod thingy.

Now, I'm not a botanist or whatever but this.. we'll call it a 'pod' is very unusual. I found it on the sidewalk in Gainesville, Florida. I don't know what or where it came from but it's pretty badass. Look how it has three distinct parts: the top was furry with those curly things coming out, the middle is almost scaley, and the bottom is all velvety. All technical terminology. I decided to dissect it. Unfortunately, it didn't have seeds or anything like that in it like I'd hoped. Still, check it. Cool, huh?


peace,
jayteewo.